Cats often appear as protagonists of funny jokes on our lands. These cute balls of wool are filmed, described and included in the funniest jokes with talking cats.

We suggest you read some of them, but also watch the series of special videos with cat jokes (Doza De has) that will create a good mood for you and your whole family.

Jokes with cats

Here we gathered the comic phases not only with cats, but also jokes with dogs and cats, emphasizing the human relationship with these pets.
🐱 Eat breakfast alone. Share lunch with a friend. Give your cat dinner!
🐱 The likelihood of finding a black cat in a dark room increases if you don’t want to step on it.
🐱 By attaching the camera to the dog’s head, the scientists discovered that up to 90% of the time, the dog tries to tear the camera.
Dora The cat Dora realized that the real hell of the cat is the sauna. There is continuous water and brooms.
The owner brought a hamster home in a cage – now the cat has a TV.
🐱 The best meat for a cat is fish.
🐱 You don’t have a cat in your house, who scratches you then
🐱 My cat thinks I live with her. And sometimes, in her eyes, I get the clue that I should live separately.
🐱 A neighbor asks another neighbor: – Why is your cat screaming so much when you wash it
– And you don’t scream
– No. – But when you run out
🐱 In a veterinary clinic, the operation to castrate a cat has ended. The receptionist completes the diary and asks: – What’s your cat’s name?
– Fidel… Now, Castro.
A cat is an ideal household item. It has the function of self-packing in containers provided in the basic configuration.
🐱 Maine Coon cats are so big that they change owners very often.
🐱 Two weeks they scolded the cat for the puddles in the toilet. Eventually, the tank was broken.
🐱 The best friend is the cat. He will never say, “Why do you eat at night
?” She will eat with you!
🐱 Only once in my life did I experience a real shock – when I realized that our cat had learned to open the refrigerator.
🐱 – What does your cat need for complete happiness, except for a box of “Whiskey”.

    🐱 – I bought my coolest guard dog. I’ve been struggling in the yard for three days.
    🐱 The owner feeds his cat pasta. On the first day, the cat ate everything, the next day he came to the bowl: – Fu, pasta. The third day: – Fu, pasta again. The fourth day: – Oh! Easter!
    🐱 A kitten’s stomach is like a finger, so the liter of milk it drinks is there under pressure, as in the epicenter of a nuclear explosion.
    🐱 Two neighbors are talking: – Where is your cat
    – You know, my husband is a pilot, we decided to check – if the cat will fall from the plane, will land on all fours or not
    -And how
    – How, how. The cat has returned home, but the husband has not yet.
    🐱 Yesterday, my daughter and I painted such a cute kitten. And imagine, in the morning, under the door, I found one as well. And now we’re drawing a villa in Nice and a Porsche Cayenne.
    🐱 – My cat in the past was a bailiff. -Why do you think that
    – Because first he wrote a complaint next to the tray, and then he confiscated the corridor.
    🐱 – Why do you have such a weird instagram
    -What’s so weird
    – It’s the same photos: birds, fish, hamster. – That’s what my cat took pictures of.
    The owner sells his dog. The buyer asks: – Healthy
    – Healthy! – Smart
    – Smart! – Faithful
    – The most faithful is the fifth time I sell it.
    🐱 Two cats at the cinema. – Two tickets, please. “But you’re talking.” “Yes, but when we’re in the room we’ll be quiet.”