Thus, we have gathered a collection of funny texts with the most beautiful quotes about love, sad and funny, which you can send for him or her on social networks. The list includes both quotes in English about love, being categorized on various topics, such as quotes about lost love, distance, marriage or past. The term true love is difficult to formulate, but the feeling itself is quite easy to understand.
It’s enough to fall in love. After all, as one of the great sages said, love is everything. And someone else, no less famous, added: that’s all we know about her.
Even if we realize that no aphorism is able to strengthen our belief in understanding and love, or that we cannot help it when it comes to giving up love, we are still drawn to the phrases of older people.
Impressive quotes about love
These awesome love quotes contain brilliant thoughts, which you can include in your love statements, postcards, text messages, or anywhere else you want.
⭐ Love is like an unknown shore. We all head for him, but each is a captain on his own ship, leading it on his own path. Michail Prisvin
⭐ Love is called when your life naturally merges with that of your loved one, when your soul intertwines closely with the other. Michel Zevaco
⭐ In the most sublime moments of love, as well as in the deepest problems of morality, you must keep in mind two prescriptions: never lie and never cause pain. Paolo Mantegazza
⭐ We do not live feelings that transform us, but feelings that suggest the idea of transformation. For example, love does not purify us of selfishness, but it makes us feel it and gives birth in us to the idea of a distant homeland, where this selfishness would no longer find its place. Albert Camus
⭐ There are people you know enough to love, respect, honor, and admire, as well as others we run away from and despise as soon as we meet them. Samuel Smiles
⭐ The one who loves us and loves us the best is the one who knows us the least. Jules Renard
⭐ Love can be born from a single metaphor. Milan Kundera
⭐ Where there is love, there is life. Mahatma Gandhi
⭐ You will realize when you look back on your life that the moments when you really lived are the moments when you did things in the spirit of love. Henry Drummond
⭐ Love is all we have, it’s the only way we can help each other. Euripides
⭐ I promise to love you forever – every day forever. Stephenie Meyer
⭐ No matter how painful the experiences of love, fall in love without hesitation, because if you avoid it – as most people do – you will be stuck in the ego. Osho
⭐ Love is called when your life naturally merges with that of your loved one, when your soul intertwines closely with the other. Michel Zevaco
⭐ In the most sublime moments of love, as well as in the deepest problems of morality, you must keep in mind two prescriptions: never lie and never cause pain. Paolo Mantegazza
⭐ We do not live feelings that transform us, but feelings that suggest the idea of transformation. For example, love does not purify us of selfishness, but it makes us feel it and gives birth in us to the idea of a distant homeland, where this selfishness would no longer find its place. Albert Camus
⭐ There are people you know enough to love, respect, honor, and admire, as well as others we run away from and despise as soon as we meet them. Samuel Smiles
⭐ The one who loves us and loves us the best is the one who knows us the least. Jules Renard
⭐ Love can be born from a single metaphor. Milan Kundera
⭐ Where there is love, there is life. Mahatma Gandhi
⭐ You will realize when you look back on your life that the moments when you really lived are the moments when you did things in the spirit of love. Henry Drummond
⭐ Love is all we have, it’s the only way we can help each other. Euripides
⭐ I promise to love you forever – every day forever. Stephenie Meyer
⭐ No matter how painful the experiences of love, fall in love without hesitation, because if you avoid it – as most people do – you will be stuck in the ego. Osho
Quotes about love
You can post these quotes about love in English with translation instead of the boring statuses on social networks, indicating the author of the expression. They will be an indicator of the breadth of your horizons and knowledge of English.
🌎 The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. (The best thing to keep in mind is each other) Audrey Hepburn
🌎 Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. (Love does not recognize barriers. It jumps obstacles, it jumps fences, it penetrates walls to reach its hopeful destination) Maya Angelou
🌎 I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow . (I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do now, and yet I know I’ll love you more tomorrow) Leo Christopher
🌎 The giving of love is an education in itself. (The gift of love is an education in itself) Eleanor Roosevelt
🌎 Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. (Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone gives you courage) Lao Tzu
🌎 I think the perfection of love is that it’s not perfect. (I think the perfection of love is that it is not perfect) Taylor Swift
🌎 The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. (The true lover is the man who can move you by kissing your forehead or smiling in your eyes or just looking into space) Marilyn Monroe
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. (You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams) Dr. Seuss
🌎 Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. (Life without love is like a tree without flowers or fruits) Khalil Gibran
🌎 Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. (Love yourself first and everything else is in line. You have to truly love yourself to do anything in this world) Lucille Ball
🌎 All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. (All you need is love. But a little chocolate from time to time doesn’t hurt) Charles Schulz
🌎 I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything. (I love you and this is the beginning and the end of all things) F. Scott Fitzgerald
🌎 The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart. (The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart) Helen Keller
🌎 Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. (Love takes off the masks without which we fear we can’t live outside and we know we can’t live inside) James Baldwin
🌎 Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. (Love does not recognize barriers. It jumps obstacles, it jumps fences, it penetrates walls to reach its hopeful destination) Maya Angelou
🌎 I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow . (I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do now, and yet I know I’ll love you more tomorrow) Leo Christopher
🌎 The giving of love is an education in itself. (The gift of love is an education in itself) Eleanor Roosevelt
🌎 Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. (Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone gives you courage) Lao Tzu
🌎 I think the perfection of love is that it’s not perfect. (I think the perfection of love is that it is not perfect) Taylor Swift
🌎 The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. (The true lover is the man who can move you by kissing your forehead or smiling in your eyes or just looking into space) Marilyn Monroe
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. (You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams) Dr. Seuss
🌎 Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. (Life without love is like a tree without flowers or fruits) Khalil Gibran
🌎 Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. (Love yourself first and everything else is in line. You have to truly love yourself to do anything in this world) Lucille Ball
🌎 All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. (All you need is love. But a little chocolate from time to time doesn’t hurt) Charles Schulz
🌎 I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything. (I love you and this is the beginning and the end of all things) F. Scott Fitzgerald
🌎 The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart. (The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart) Helen Keller
🌎 Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. (Love takes off the masks without which we fear we can’t live outside and we know we can’t live inside) James Baldwin
Quotes about unique love
We truly believe that everyone will find their mutual and true love. And for inspiration, read these quotes about unique love:
❤️ Give it to the person you love: wings to fly, roots to return and reasons to stay. Dalai Lama
❤️ To love means to seek half of the whole of which you were once a part. Plato
❤️ No other feeling makes man change his mind like love; for the new opinions are of the most new emotions. They are not the result of thinking, but of passion. Somerset Maugham
❤️ I would prove to people how wrong they are by thinking that they stop loving when they grow old, without knowing that they only grow old when they stop loving. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
❤️ Love is, after all, the desire to possess the good, permanently. Socrates
❤️ The most generous gift that love brings are its wings. George Byron
❤️ The heart has mysteries that no reason can penetrate. Guy de Maupassant
❤️ If I had a flower for every moment I thought of you, I could walk through my own garden forever. Alfred Tennyson
❤️ The arms of love embrace you with all your present, with your past and future. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Love is the kind of tree whose fruit does not grow on the branches, but on the roots. Bruce Boyd
❤️ I love you and I will love you all my life, and if people love you even after death, then I will love you forever. Dante Alighieri
❤️ Beauty does not make us love, but love makes us see beauty. Lev Tolstoy
❤️ What we call love is essentially the veneration of life. Albert Schweitzer
❤️ No matter what our souls are made of, mine and his are the same. Emily Bronte
❤️ To love means to seek half of the whole of which you were once a part. Plato
❤️ No other feeling makes man change his mind like love; for the new opinions are of the most new emotions. They are not the result of thinking, but of passion. Somerset Maugham
❤️ I would prove to people how wrong they are by thinking that they stop loving when they grow old, without knowing that they only grow old when they stop loving. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
❤️ Love is, after all, the desire to possess the good, permanently. Socrates
❤️ The most generous gift that love brings are its wings. George Byron
❤️ The heart has mysteries that no reason can penetrate. Guy de Maupassant
❤️ If I had a flower for every moment I thought of you, I could walk through my own garden forever. Alfred Tennyson
❤️ The arms of love embrace you with all your present, with your past and future. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Love is the kind of tree whose fruit does not grow on the branches, but on the roots. Bruce Boyd
❤️ I love you and I will love you all my life, and if people love you even after death, then I will love you forever. Dante Alighieri
❤️ Beauty does not make us love, but love makes us see beauty. Lev Tolstoy
❤️ What we call love is essentially the veneration of life. Albert Schweitzer
❤️ No matter what our souls are made of, mine and his are the same. Emily Bronte
Quotes about life and love
No matter how much you talk about love, you will try to understand its “chemistry” and “physics”, it will not be possible to solve the eternal puzzle. Here are examples of famous quotes about life and love:
🖤 If light is the first love of life, is love not the light of the heart? Eugenie Grandet de Balzac
🖤 There is only one happiness in life: to love and to be loved. George Sand
🖤 Life is a little work, a little sleep, a little love and that’s it. Roberts Rinehart Balza
🖤 You didn’t live if you didn’t love! Paulo Coelho
🖤 Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. Leo Buscaglia
🖤 In youth, we live to love, and in old age – we love to live. Hacob Paronian
🖤 He who loves is afraid; love is a vessel of suffering; in love their sufferings are rooted; give them up and live happily. Francis Bacon
🖤 And when you love you can live without happiness. And in trouble, life is beautiful, it’s good to live in this world, whatever your life may be. Dostoevsky
🖤 Love is when the soul begins to sing and the flowers of your life bloom alone Rabindranath Tagore
🖤 Love is the quintessence of life. Albert Einstein
🖤 Fans are the love of my life. Michael Jackson
🖤 Let love be the last trick of life. Giacomo Leopardi
🖤 If we do not love life, how can we know what death is
🖤 For love I give my life, but for freedom I give my love. Sandor Petofi
🖤 Our life means love and not loving means not living. George Sand
Love is the evil of life in the world. Henry Ward Beecher
🖤 Life is the uninterrupted loss of everything we love. Victor Hugo
🖤 Love is the source of all life. Grigori Skovoroda
🖤 Life can be sacrificed for love, but love cannot be sacrificed for life. Osho
🖤 Life without love is not life at all. Leonardo da Vinci
🖤 Love is an increased interest in the life and development of the object you love. Mihail Litvak
🖤 There is only one happiness in life: to love and to be loved. George Sand
🖤 Life is a little work, a little sleep, a little love and that’s it. Roberts Rinehart Balza
🖤 You didn’t live if you didn’t love! Paulo Coelho
🖤 Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. Leo Buscaglia
🖤 In youth, we live to love, and in old age – we love to live. Hacob Paronian
🖤 He who loves is afraid; love is a vessel of suffering; in love their sufferings are rooted; give them up and live happily. Francis Bacon
🖤 And when you love you can live without happiness. And in trouble, life is beautiful, it’s good to live in this world, whatever your life may be. Dostoevsky
🖤 Love is when the soul begins to sing and the flowers of your life bloom alone Rabindranath Tagore
🖤 Love is the quintessence of life. Albert Einstein
🖤 Fans are the love of my life. Michael Jackson
🖤 Let love be the last trick of life. Giacomo Leopardi
🖤 If we do not love life, how can we know what death is
🖤 For love I give my life, but for freedom I give my love. Sandor Petofi
🖤 Our life means love and not loving means not living. George Sand
Love is the evil of life in the world. Henry Ward Beecher
🖤 Life is the uninterrupted loss of everything we love. Victor Hugo
🖤 Love is the source of all life. Grigori Skovoroda
🖤 Life can be sacrificed for love, but love cannot be sacrificed for life. Osho
🖤 Life without love is not life at all. Leonardo da Vinci
🖤 Love is an increased interest in the life and development of the object you love. Mihail Litvak
Quotes about impossible love
The meaning of love will never be clear to those who have never loved. However, even among those who have loved, few can express in words what the given feeling means. You may find the answer in such quotes about impossible love:
Quotes about time and love
Famous people have always been able to talk nicely about love. We offer you some such quotes about time and love.
➡️ Love lasts 3 years. Frederic Beigbeder
➡️ In love, time is the best doctor. Betty Marcovici
➡️ Eternity is the place where time is in love. Silvana Baroni
➡️ The end of love is not reason, but time. Publilius Syrus
➡️ Love is the first door. Through it, you can step out of time. That is why everyone wants to be loved, everyone wants to love. And no one knows why love is so important, why there is such a deep longing for love. And without knowing it well, you can neither love nor be loved, because love is one of the deepest phenomena on earth. Osho
➡️ Love is eternal as long as it lasts. Henri de Regnie
➡️ As long as you love, forgive. La Rochefoucauld
➡️ In love, time is the best doctor. Betty Marcovici
➡️ Eternity is the place where time is in love. Silvana Baroni
➡️ The end of love is not reason, but time. Publilius Syrus
➡️ Love is the first door. Through it, you can step out of time. That is why everyone wants to be loved, everyone wants to love. And no one knows why love is so important, why there is such a deep longing for love. And without knowing it well, you can neither love nor be loved, because love is one of the deepest phenomena on earth. Osho
➡️ Love is eternal as long as it lasts. Henri de Regnie
➡️ As long as you love, forgive. La Rochefoucauld
Quotes about happiness and love
Explaining what love is is as difficult as explaining the meaning of life. Everyone has a personal answer in the depths of their heart. This paragraph contains quotes about happiness and love. You will recognize many of them, and others will be a discovery for you.
✅️ To love and to be loved, this is the secret of happiness. Jacques Bossuet
✅️ Happiness is on a par with love. David Boia
✅️ Love is the desire to contribute to the happiness of the other. Max Jacob
✅️ You have to be in love to be happy. I’m not in love. Irvine Welsh
✅️ There is no happy love. Louis Aragon
Beloved – a moving paradise, a walking sky, a standing happiness. Heinrich Heine
✅️ Happiness makes a woman beautiful and love makes her happy. Love is a woman’s true blush. Charles Baudelaire
✅️ From what ephemeral nothingness weaves love and happiness! Stendhal
✅️ Happiness is love, and nothing else. Only those who know love are happy. Hermann Hesse
✅️ To love is to find our happiness in the happiness of others. Gottfried Leibniz
✅️ Happiness is Love. Swami Kriyananda
✅️ When you love, you are full of joy. When you can’t love, you can’t be happy. Joy is a function of love, a shadow of it. She follows love everywhere. Osho
✅️ Love does not mean happiness, but as little unhappiness as possible. Daniel Teompa
Love is a state in which another person’s happiness is essential to yours. Robert Heinlein
✅️ Gather moments of happiness! Let yourself be loved, love! It’s the only reality, the rest is nonsense. Lev Tolstoy
✅️ Happiness is measured in the love you see in the eyes of the one you love. Ada Feiereisz
✅️ If two people love each other, a happy ending cannot exist. Ernest Hemingway
✅️ For the ultimate happiness on earth is to be loved. Johann Gottfried von Herder
Short quotes about love
We also have an excellent selection of short quotes about love. These wise words will help you better understand your relationship with your partner
Quotes about false love
Of course, not all love ends happily, turning into a mixture of cold and love. But even this feeling is wonderful, despite the fact that it will break your heart. Here are some quotes about fake love:
I hardly hated what I really loved. Pierre Corneille
⇒ Unfounded love of virtue dissipates and disappears quickly. Pierre Corneille
⇒ Love can be a more frightening experience than being face to face with an archer aiming at your heart. Paulo Coelho
⇒ A couple of lovers cross the park, holding hands, later they will pass by here again, but they will have a different expression in their eyes and a different meaning in the handshake, now the purity of the dawn is in them. Jerome K. Jerome
⇒ You don’t deserve to cry for anyone, and those who do deserve it will not make you cry. Gabriel Jose Garcia Marquez
⇒ At first it is a year of passion, then a year of tenderness and finally a year of boredom. Gaspar Melchor de Jovellanos
⇒ Love is the only passion that is paid for with a manufactured coin. Stendhal
⇒ In love, everything is true, everything is false; it is the only subject on which no absurdity can be said. Nicolas Chamfort
⇒ Love is a beacon with changing lights. Romain Rolland
⇒ God may want to know many wrong people before he knows the right person, so that when you finally get to know him, you will know how to be grateful. Gabriel Jose Garcia Marquez
⇒ Unfounded love of virtue dissipates and disappears quickly. Pierre Corneille
⇒ Love can be a more frightening experience than being face to face with an archer aiming at your heart. Paulo Coelho
⇒ A couple of lovers cross the park, holding hands, later they will pass by here again, but they will have a different expression in their eyes and a different meaning in the handshake, now the purity of the dawn is in them. Jerome K. Jerome
⇒ You don’t deserve to cry for anyone, and those who do deserve it will not make you cry. Gabriel Jose Garcia Marquez
⇒ At first it is a year of passion, then a year of tenderness and finally a year of boredom. Gaspar Melchor de Jovellanos
⇒ Love is the only passion that is paid for with a manufactured coin. Stendhal
⇒ In love, everything is true, everything is false; it is the only subject on which no absurdity can be said. Nicolas Chamfort
⇒ Love is a beacon with changing lights. Romain Rolland
⇒ God may want to know many wrong people before he knows the right person, so that when you finally get to know him, you will know how to be grateful. Gabriel Jose Garcia Marquez
Quotes about friendship and love
We have gathered the most beautiful and emotional quotes about friendship and love, which you can dedicate to your loved ones!
► Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship causes unhappiness in marriages. Friederich Nietsche
► True love is very rare. True friendship is even rarer. La Rochefoucauld
► A love-like friendship is warm; a love like friendship is vigorous. Thomas Moore
► The friend does not love the friend, but the object of friendship. Plato
► Friendship is the end and supreme reward of conjugal love. Henri Lacordaire
► Love demands, friendship gives. Carmen Sylva
► If we want a serious basis in our friendship, we must love our friends for their sake and not for our sake. Charlotte Bronte
► Friendship is… the kind of love that we imagine angels experience. CS Lewis
► Love in friendship develops more often than friendship in love. Mato Jerinic
► How good are so many friends. One is enough when he loves us. Jean Pierre Claris By Florian
Love is the only force capable of turning an enemy into a friend. Martin Luther King
► A man’s friendship is stronger than a woman’s love. Emile Zola
► Friendship often turns into love, but love into friendship – never. Charles Caleb Colton
► Friendship is love without wings. Byron
► The more we love our friends, the less we will flatter them. Moliere
► Undoubtedly, there is a resemblance between friendship and love. We could even say that love is the madness of friendship. Seneca
► Nothing can be loved more than a steadfast friend. Publilius Syrus
► Love is a friendship set to music. Joseph Campbell
► Friendship is faithful in everything but love. William Shakespeare
► True love is very rare. True friendship is even rarer. La Rochefoucauld
► A love-like friendship is warm; a love like friendship is vigorous. Thomas Moore
► The friend does not love the friend, but the object of friendship. Plato
► Friendship is the end and supreme reward of conjugal love. Henri Lacordaire
► Love demands, friendship gives. Carmen Sylva
► If we want a serious basis in our friendship, we must love our friends for their sake and not for our sake. Charlotte Bronte
► Friendship is… the kind of love that we imagine angels experience. CS Lewis
► Love in friendship develops more often than friendship in love. Mato Jerinic
► How good are so many friends. One is enough when he loves us. Jean Pierre Claris By Florian
Love is the only force capable of turning an enemy into a friend. Martin Luther King
► A man’s friendship is stronger than a woman’s love. Emile Zola
► Friendship often turns into love, but love into friendship – never. Charles Caleb Colton
► Friendship is love without wings. Byron
► The more we love our friends, the less we will flatter them. Moliere
► Undoubtedly, there is a resemblance between friendship and love. We could even say that love is the madness of friendship. Seneca
► Nothing can be loved more than a steadfast friend. Publilius Syrus
► Love is a friendship set to music. Joseph Campbell
► Friendship is faithful in everything but love. William Shakespeare
Beautiful quotes about love
The human heart is a sleeping musical instrument, but it is also present, waiting for the right moment to light up, sing and dance. And this moment appears through love. Here are some beautiful quotes about love:
I want you, because it’s easier than hugging all the humanity I need to replace you. Jacques Salome
In love, nothing weighs but the power of love, the commanding magnet that encrusts one being into another, with body and soul. Romain Rolland
To love does not mean to look at each other, but to look both in the same direction. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Love is the greatest force of mankind and yet the most modest we can imagine. Mahatma Gandhi
Love is an ecstasy; it takes us out of ourselves. Miguel de Unamuno
Love is the first thing that can completely change a person’s life from one moment to the next. Paulo Coelho
I do not love those who do not show their love. William Shakespeare
Love is the poetry of the senses. Honore de Balzac
Love is an ancient story, but it is always new. Heinrich Heine
In all love stories there is always something that brings us closer to eternity and the essence of life, because love stories contain all the secrets of the world. Paulo Coelho
Love does not ask many questions because, if we start thinking, we start to be afraid, it is an inexplicable fear, it cannot be expressed in words, that is why you do not ask, but you do. Paulo Coelho
My exterior is hard as a shell, but under the shell of this hardness, my heart holds for you a single pearl like a tear. Rabindranath Tagore
Love and meditation are two wings on the same shoulders. They balance each other. Only when you cultivate both can you grow, you can become fulfilled. Osho
A very small glimmer of hope is enough to cause love to reappear. Stendhal
When we love, we always strive to become better. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us gets better. Paulo Coelho
A lover is loved by all mankind. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Love is like contagious diseases. The more you fear her, the more exposed you are. Nicolas Chamfort
Love: Temporary madness that can be healed by marriage. Ambroise Bierce
Love is not a fire that we close in our souls; everything betrays us, the voice, the silence, the look; and well-covered flames erupt more strongly. Jean Racine
Love is the free and wide horizon, where the soul can spread its wings. Charles Wagner
Funny quotes about love
Without love, man will never know what kind of music he carries in his heart. Only through love does this music become alive and real. To dispel the monotony in your relationship, feel free to quote celebrities as often as possible. We provide you with funny quotes about love.
👉 I was unlucky with both wives – the first left me and the second did not. Patrick Murra
👉 No one will win the battle between the sexes. Too many fraternize with the enemy. Henry Kissinger
Lily Tomlin
👉 Love is an electric blanket with the switch to someone else. Cathy Carlyle
👉 When we got married I told my wife: If you leave me, I’ll go with you. And he never left me. James Fineous McBride
👉 Put your palm on a hot plate for a few moments and it will look like an eternity. Stay with a pretty girl for an hour and it will feel like you’ve only been there for a few moments. That is the theory of relativity. Albert Einstein
👉 I was sick and horrified. Either I was in love or I had smallpox.Woody Allen
👉 If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question, please
👉 I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me! Henny Youngman
👉 A happy relationship is one in which each partner agrees that the other may be right, even though no one believes it. Don Fraser
👉 Be married: if you are lucky enough to have a good wife, you will be happy, if not, you will become a philosopher! Socrates
👉 Love is what happens to a man and a woman who do not know each other. Somerset Maugham
👉 Love has the power to make you believe what you would normally treat with the greatest suspicion. Mirabeau
👉 What is marriage. A race that nature gives us. Arthur Schopenhauer
👉 When a man opens the car door for his wife, it is either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip
👉 A man is already half in love with any woman who listens to him. Brendan Francis
👉 Love is like a fever, it is born and goes out without the will having the slightest contribution. Stendhal
👉 Love is the answer, but while you wait for the answer, sex raises some really interesting questions. Woody Allen
👉 Complaint no. 1 of a woman in a relationship is: “I feel that no one is listening to me. Even this complaint is misinterpreted by the man. John Gray
👉 No one will win the battle between the sexes. Too many fraternize with the enemy. Henry Kissinger
Lily Tomlin
👉 Love is an electric blanket with the switch to someone else. Cathy Carlyle
👉 When we got married I told my wife: If you leave me, I’ll go with you. And he never left me. James Fineous McBride
👉 Put your palm on a hot plate for a few moments and it will look like an eternity. Stay with a pretty girl for an hour and it will feel like you’ve only been there for a few moments. That is the theory of relativity. Albert Einstein
👉 I was sick and horrified. Either I was in love or I had smallpox.Woody Allen
👉 If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question, please
👉 I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me! Henny Youngman
👉 A happy relationship is one in which each partner agrees that the other may be right, even though no one believes it. Don Fraser
👉 Be married: if you are lucky enough to have a good wife, you will be happy, if not, you will become a philosopher! Socrates
👉 Love is what happens to a man and a woman who do not know each other. Somerset Maugham
👉 Love has the power to make you believe what you would normally treat with the greatest suspicion. Mirabeau
👉 What is marriage. A race that nature gives us. Arthur Schopenhauer
👉 When a man opens the car door for his wife, it is either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip
👉 A man is already half in love with any woman who listens to him. Brendan Francis
👉 Love is like a fever, it is born and goes out without the will having the slightest contribution. Stendhal
👉 Love is the answer, but while you wait for the answer, sex raises some really interesting questions. Woody Allen
👉 Complaint no. 1 of a woman in a relationship is: “I feel that no one is listening to me. Even this complaint is misinterpreted by the man. John Gray
